leggings as pants are fine as long as i can’t see your vagina outline like i’m not signing up for that shit
because it’s all a big secret right
secret leggings
secret vagina
secret
NO I JUST REALLY DON’T WANNA SEE OTHER GIRLS’ VAGINAS OK MY GOD THIS IS NOT A SOCIAL ISSUE I JUST DON’T LIKE LOOKING AT STRANGERS’ GENITALS
THANK YOU
FINALLY SOMEONE SAYS IT
we should domesticate seals
u ring someone’s doorbell and instead of hearing a dog’s bark u hear a super deep terrifying seal bark and u hear a loud wet flopping noise
that’s the world i want to live in
my friends: Happy 300th birthday!
me: i dontknow why this is happening. im a medical mystery the doctors cant figure out my extended lifespan some day youre all going to die and im going to keep existing and existing making new friends and they too will grow old and die until it has happened so many times that entire lifelong friendships are nothing to me, just one out of thousands flitting by in what will being to feel like seconds. forever. when i first learned of my immortality i was ecstatic but now i have realized that i am doomed to an eternity of loneliness and pain
my friend dave: Haha this joker!
“video games linked to adhd” gee i wonder why ppl with adhd would be drawn to an interactive medium that fully engages your brain and gives your hands something to do at the same time. it is a mystery
I just happen to be doing extended research on this topic and yes, video games are linked to ADHD…in that they are being considered useful teaching and therapeutic tools for people with ADD, ADHD, and ASD because they’re “intrinsically motivating” and help with “social skills, fine motor skills, language skills, reading and writing, and critical thinking”! In fact, they’re theorizing that video games help make these people more social with their peers, not less. (x) Pretty neat!
Being attracted to asian people, offends them. LOGIC
be quiet for a second
Why don’t you tell all the Asians who have been sexually assaulted and raped by people who are “attracted to Asians” aka fetishize them and act upon their disgusting fantasies without a single thought about why they are harmful and racist…..or how about that you obviously enjoy accessorizing Asians to a dangerous degree that you would be romantically and/or sexually attracted to them simply because of an idea you have in your head about how an Asian “should look” “should act” probably based upon a very narrow stereotypical and offensive thought process (probably that includes only East Asians as well)…….ugly
i need feminism because when jesus does a magic trick it’s a goddamn miracle but when a woman does a magic trick she gets burned at the stake
fabulous
i mean they did also kill jesus. that was a pretty significant thing that happened. like i understand where you’re coming from here but they very much did kill jesus.
i love writing with ellipsis……. i love the drama…….. the mystery…….. you dont know what im going to say……. you keep waiting……. you think im gonna write some more…… well……. think again……….
remember when hannah montana told the whole state of tennesse she was actually miley stewart and they were like ya we’re gonna keep your secret and the secret never got out
Aries: Poltergeist
Taurus: Zombie
Gemini: Hell Queen
Cancer: Banshee
Leo: Angel
Virgo: Hella Glittery Vampire
Libra: Libras don’t die.
Scorpio: Ghost doin the most
Sagittarius: They respawn
Capricorn: Skeleton
Aquarius: Alien
Pisces: They go that big fishbowl in the sky
why do people complain about a woman playing watson on elementary when a terrifying alien plays sherlock in sherlock
